Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Costumes Not Welcome

It's bound to happen, someone will show up in a costume, knowing my friends it will probably be more on the promiscuous side - I should really start to think about having bouncers at the wedding. And long coats.

But every time people hear our wedding date they think its going to be orange and black. So sorry to all of you Halloween lovers, it's not going to happen. Granted, we will be having a candy bar, and maybe a little surprise for our guests, but there will be none of the following:
1. Masks
2. Jack-O-Lanterns
3. Black Cats
4. Ghosts (although I am looking rather pale these days)
5. Candy corn -mainly because it's gross
6. Skeletons
7. Orange nails
8. Anything to do with witches
9. The words "trick or treat"
10. Black cats

So please be ready to be escorted out, given a coat, or a mean stare from me if you are decked out in a costume. Not because it's my wedding, but because Halloween isn't until the next day. Duh....I'm not that much of a bridezilla.


P.S. I was informed that I had some spelling errors in my previous post. Yes, I am aware that I don't look like a loin, and look more like an actual lion. I also misspell toothpaste occasionally and can never spell definitely correctly. It's spell check, it's not perfect, although I am most of the time. ; )

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